Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
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Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
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Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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