I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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