he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
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He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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