I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm like, not good at living.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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