I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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