yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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