4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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