She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
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some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
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With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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