i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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