An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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