If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
if i died would you start the facebook group?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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