apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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