He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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