He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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