what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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