awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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