Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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