ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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