Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
