Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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