someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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