what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
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It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.