I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.