i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
25 Facts Men Don’t Know About Women Until They Live Together
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
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It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌