you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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