i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
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We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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