It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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