your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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