so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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