Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
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Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
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I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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