she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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