She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
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Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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