I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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