Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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