Are we in a gay sports bar?
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
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He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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