grandma shit on top of the toilet
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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