Those balls look pretty dangerous.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
