do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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