her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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