Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Every concussion has its silver lining
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I forget how to act sober
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