Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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