Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Is Oprah even human
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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