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• (714): View more from California

  im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.

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• (949): View more from California

  if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.

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• (646): View more from New York

  I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE

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  HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT

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  GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT

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