it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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