Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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