Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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