do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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