Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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