3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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