I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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