Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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