Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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