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Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
And then he peed in my hair
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