Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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