Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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