dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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