I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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