Your tits are I can't wait for
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I would fuck him just for his dog
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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