I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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