5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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