Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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