party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Randomize
