so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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