I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
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I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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